we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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