That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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