After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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