Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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