Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I will be naked everywhere
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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