I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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