Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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