At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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