how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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