There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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