Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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