im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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