She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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