Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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