One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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