oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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