Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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