Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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