My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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