Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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