oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
