I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
