i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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