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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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