I wish i was in the wii world.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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