just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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