Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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