That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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