Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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