Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
