that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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