But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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