after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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