If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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