school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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