Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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