what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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