do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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