I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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