windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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