Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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