can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
