I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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