its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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