you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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