Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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