I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
They took my balls.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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