have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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