Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
