so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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