it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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