new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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