It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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